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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DarkPrince" data-source="post: 893515" data-attributes="member: 48110">Johnny wanted to have s#x with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a>One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a>Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a>She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called herboyfriend and told him the story. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull    :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /> <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a>Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369+YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369+YYUS</a>So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for hisgirlfriend to call. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" />  <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a>Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /> She responded,<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" />  "The bastard used coins!"  <a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a><a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a><a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a><a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_Z+Cxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_Z+Cxdm369YYUS</a><a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a><a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a><a href="http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS" target="_blank">http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm369YYUS</a><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </blockquote>

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