Candlelight and long shadows Fire burns in the fireplace. We see HOLMES in his wild stupor, dressed in his night gown and Persian slippers, kiss a lady square on the lips
LADY
Stop it, Mr. Holmes
HOLMES
I love you Irene
LADY
I don't believe you. You're just saying that under the influence of drugs....
HOLMES (taken aback by the observation)
Er....yes, I am on a seven percent solution but how on earth did you deduce that, Irene Adler?
HOLMES pulls her towards himself as he leans in for another kiss. Just then WATSON enters the bedroom, smoking a cigar. He is startled by the two of them making out like that
WATSON
My dear Holmes! What's going on in our bedroom?
HOLMES (irritated)
Tch tch Watson, how about some privacy?
WATSON
But what the hell are you doing holding "Mrs Hudson" like that?
HOLMES (visibly shocked)
Mrs Hudson?
MRS HUDSON (to WATSON with fear)
It's not my fault. I only came here to change the bedsheets when Mr. Holmes suddenly grabbed me.....he kept calling me Irene....who's Irene?
WATSON starts rolling on the floor laughing
HOLMES (embarrassed)
Please, please don't mention this in your story, John. I beg of you. This scandal...I'm not sure my career can take it.....
HOLMES faints
One day, as Dr. Watson entered the room, sherlock holmes said calmly, "Watson! you are wearing the same yellow underwear today as you wore yesterday."
watson was amazed. " holmes! i have always been admiring your deduction abilities, but how on earth do you know that..."
"because my dear watson!..." holmes replied, " you have forgot to wear pant over your underwear."
LADY
Stop it, Mr. Holmes
HOLMES
I love you Irene
LADY
I don't believe you. You're just saying that under the influence of drugs....
HOLMES (taken aback by the observation)
Er....yes, I am on a seven percent solution but how on earth did you deduce that, Irene Adler?
HOLMES pulls her towards himself as he leans in for another kiss. Just then WATSON enters the bedroom, smoking a cigar. He is startled by the two of them making out like that
WATSON
My dear Holmes! What's going on in our bedroom?
HOLMES (irritated)
Tch tch Watson, how about some privacy?
WATSON
But what the hell are you doing holding "Mrs Hudson" like that?
HOLMES (visibly shocked)
Mrs Hudson?
MRS HUDSON (to WATSON with fear)
It's not my fault. I only came here to change the bedsheets when Mr. Holmes suddenly grabbed me.....he kept calling me Irene....who's Irene?
WATSON starts rolling on the floor laughing
HOLMES (embarrassed)
Please, please don't mention this in your story, John. I beg of you. This scandal...I'm not sure my career can take it.....
HOLMES faints
One day, as Dr. Watson entered the room, sherlock holmes said calmly, "Watson! you are wearing the same yellow underwear today as you wore yesterday."
watson was amazed. " holmes! i have always been admiring your deduction abilities, but how on earth do you know that..."
"because my dear watson!..." holmes replied, " you have forgot to wear pant over your underwear."
