Sherlock Holmes

[mutantlast]

[FONT=georgia,serif]Sherlock Holmes and Watson[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] are[/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif] camping [/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif]in the desert; [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]they set up their tent and fall asleep.[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]wakes his friend,[/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif] "Watson,[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] look up at the sky and tell me [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]what you see."[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] Watson replies, [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]"Me see millions of stars." [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]"What does that tell you?"[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] asks Sherlock Holmes.[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]. Watson ponders for a minute. [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]"Astronomically speaking,[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] it tells me that there are millions[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] of [/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif]galaxies[/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif] and potentially [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]billions of planets.[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] Astrologically, it tells me that [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]Saturn is in Leo.[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] Time wise, it appears to be[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] approximately [/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif]a quarter past three.[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] Theologically, it's evident [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]the Lord is all [/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif]powerful [/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif]and we are[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] small [/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif]and insignificant.[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] Meteorologically, it seems we will[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] have a beautiful day tomorrow.[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] What does it tell you,?" [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]Sherlock Holmes is silent for a [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]moment,[/FONT][FONT=georgia,serif] then speaks.[/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif] "Watson, you idiot, [/FONT]​

[FONT=georgia,serif]someone has stolen our tent."[/FONT]​

 

[dilshancjdon]

Great Story Bro !

do you know that this is the best funny story of the year ?

( i don't remember the year )

eeka "MUTUHARA" magazine eke tibba !

Thnx 4 sharing !

 

[mutantlast]

Great Story Bro !

do you know that this is the best funny story of the year ?

( i don't remember the year )

eeka "MUTUHARA" magazine eke tibba !

Thnx 4 sharing !

wow was it so.. ??

 

[kosandpol]

This joke is so old.
Its been told, with an engineer and some other character instead of Holmes and Watson as well.

 

[Pentagram]

ahh nice story!

 

[sirajstc]

thx 4 sharing bro

 

[thilzz]

hehe... nice one ..lol

 

[gayan kalhara]

KO Sherlock Holmes Methana na ne... eyatath enna kiyanna..