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1. What word if pronounced right is wrong. But if pronounced wrong is right?

Ans : Wrong!!!


2. Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it what is it?

Ans : Advice..


3. What are arithmetic bugs? Clue follows :
They + 2 misery, subtract from pleasure,
Divide your attention and multiply quickly.

Ans : Mosquito


4. What is the difference between the jeweller and a jailor?

Ans : Jeweller sells Watch (Golden)
Jailor watches cell


5. What is the difference between a coat and a baby?

Ans : Coat is what you wear
Baby is what you were


6. What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher.

Ans : L.Engr minds the train
Teacher trains the mind


7. What 8 letter word has 1 letter in it?

Ans : Envelope


8. What did 1 magnet say to another magnet?

Ans : You are too attractive!!


9. Where does that Friday comes before Thursday

Ans : Dictionary


10. W hat is it that never was and never will be and yet it is?

Ans : Today or now !!​

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