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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 45804" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em><p style="text-align: center">1.               What word if pronounced right is wrong. But if pronounced wrong is right?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : Wrong!!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>     </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>2.               Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it what is it?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : Advice..</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>   </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>3.        What are arithmetic bugs? Clue follows :</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>They + 2 misery, subtract from pleasure,</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Divide your attention and multiply quickly.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : Mosquito</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>   </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>4.        What is the difference between the jeweller and a jailor?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : Jeweller sells Watch (Golden)</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>          Jailor watches cell</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>   </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>5.        What is the difference between a coat and a baby?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : Coat is what you wear</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>          Baby is what you were</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>    </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>6.        What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : L.Engr minds the train</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>          Teacher trains the mind</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>   </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>7.        What 8 letter word has 1 letter in it?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : Envelope</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>   </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>8.        What did 1 magnet say to another magnet?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : You are too attractive!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>  </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>9.        Where does that Friday comes before Thursday</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>Ans : Dictionary</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>   </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><em>10.  W hat is it that never was and never will be and yet it is?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span 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