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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ICE" data-source="post: 1902740" data-attributes="member: 24775">SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions (This is something i received by an email.Hope u guys might be interested <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />) TAOISM:  Shit happens.CONFUCIANISM:  Confucius say, "Shit happens".ZEN:  (What is the sound of shit happening?)JESUITISM:  If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?ISLAM:  Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.CATHOLICISM:  Shit happens because you are bad.PSYCHOANALYSIS:  Shit happens because of your toilet training.SCIENTOLOGY:  Shit happens if you're on our shit list.ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens.  Let's have coffee and donuts.RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM:  Let this shit happen to someone else.JUDAISM:  Why does shit always happen to US?REFORM JUDAISM:  Got any Kaopectate?MYSTICISM:  What weird shit!AGNOSTICISM:  What is this shit?ATHEISM:  I don't believe this shit!NIHILISM:  Who needs this shit?AZTEC:  Cut out this shit!QUAKER:  Let's not fight over this shit.FORTEANISM:  No shit??12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.VOODOO:  Hey, that shit looks just like you!NEWAGE:  Visualize shit not happening.DEISM:  Shit just happens.EXISTENTIALISM:  Shit doesn't happen; shit is.SECULAR HUMANISM:  Shit evolves.CHRISTIAN SCIENCE:  Shit is in your mind.BUDDHISM:  Shit happens, but pay no mind.SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.HINDUISM:  This shit has happened before.WICCA:  Mix this shit together and make it happen!HASIDISM:  Shit never happens the same way twice.THEOSOPHY:  You don't know half of the shit that happens.DIANETICS:  Your mother gave you shit before your were born.SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST:  No shit on Saturdays.JEHOVAH's WITNESSES:  No shit happens until Armageddon.MOONIES:  Only happy shit really happens.HOPI:  Corn fertilizer happens.BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.STOICISM:  This shit is good for me.OBJECTIVISM:  Our shit is good for you.EST:  If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.REAGANISM:  Don't move; the shit will trickle down.FASCISM:  Shit makes the trains run on time.CARGO CULT:  A barge will come and take all the shit away.EMACS:  Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.DISCORDIANISM:  Some funny shit happened to me today.RASTAFARIANISM:  Let's smoke this shit.CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.</blockquote>

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