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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cking" data-source="post: 6556481" data-attributes="member: 264678"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa's Son?B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />What do politicians & porn stars have in common?They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you... It’s only when u leave her a virgin! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Tension is when wife is pregnant!Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant! Horror: When both r pregnant! Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Russian: Sir we got a huge order from usa for 16 inches condoms. I think it is to embrass us.Boss: No problem! Complete the order and mark them SMALL SIZE.  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />What is Fashion Designing?Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.</blockquote>

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