Why did the Grammer teacher slap Santa's Son?B'coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items n PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?
What do politicians & porn stars have in common?They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!
Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you... It’s only when u leave her a virgin!The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!Tension is when wife is pregnant!Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
Russian: Sir we got a huge order from usa for 16 inches condoms. I think it is to embrass us.Boss: No problem! Complete the order and mark them SMALL SIZE.
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.What is Fashion Designing?Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.
