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Message: <blockquote data-quote="THENEXT" data-source="post: 10760239" data-attributes="member: 367272"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: navy">Man:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> What's the problem officer?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: red">Cop:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: navy">Man:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> No sir, I was going 65.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: teal">Wife: </span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">Oh Peter. You were going 80.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: red">Cop:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: navy">Man:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: teal">Wife:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> Oh Peter, you've known about that tail light for weeks.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400">(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: red">Cop:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: navy">Man:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: teal">Wife:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> Oh Peter, you never wear your seat belt.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: navy">Man:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> Shut your mouth, woman!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: red">Cop:</span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"> Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006400"></span><span style="color: teal">Wife:</span><span style="color: #006400"> No, only when he's drunk.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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