Shut your mouth, woman

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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man:
What's the problem officer?
Cop:
You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man:
No sir, I was going 65.
Wife:
Oh Peter. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop:
I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man:
Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife:
Oh Peter, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop:
I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man:
Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife:
Oh Peter, you never wear your seat belt.
Man:
Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop:
Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
 
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