1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring thedrink on your your feet).
Cure: Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite beverage.
4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You hold your glass close to your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself and hold glass correctly!
6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
7. Symptom: Your wife looks funny and different .
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if she can point you to your house.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring thedrink on your your feet).
Cure: Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite beverage.
4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You hold your glass close to your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself and hold glass correctly!
6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
7. Symptom: Your wife looks funny and different .
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if she can point you to your house.
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