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Message: <blockquote data-quote="coolrijji" data-source="post: 582555" data-attributes="member: 34315">1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.    Cause:  Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring thedrink on your your         feet).    Cure: Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing upward  2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.    Cause: You're lying on the floor.    Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.    Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.     Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite beverage. 4. Symptom: The floor is moving.    Cause: You're being dragged away.    Cure: At least ask where they're taking you. 5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.     Cause: You hold  your glass close to  your ear.    Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself and hold glass correctly! 6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.    Cause: You're in an ambulance.     Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job. 7. Symptom: Your wife looks funny and different .    Cause: You're in the wrong house.    Cure: Ask if  she can point you to your house.</blockquote>

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