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<blockquote data-quote="psprasa" data-source="post: 5015787" data-attributes="member: 159731"><p>Sorry if this is a repost</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: You get three meals a day.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: You get time off for good behavior.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: You can watch TV and play games.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: You get your own toilet.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You have to share.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: They are called supervisors.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>At work: You get fired if you get caught.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>now tell me where would you like to be:</strong></span>D</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="psprasa, post: 5015787, member: 159731"] Sorry if this is a repost [COLOR="Blue"][B]In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison: You get three meals a day. At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison: You get time off for good behavior. At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison: You can watch TV and play games. At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison: You get your own toilet. At work: You have to share. In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit. At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends. In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic. At work: They are called supervisors. In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. At work: You get fired if you get caught. now tell me where would you like to be:[/B][/COLOR]D [/QUOTE]
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