Boss: Where were you born?
Siripala: Sri Lanka .
Boss: which part?
Siripala: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Sri Lanka.
2 Siripalas were fixing a bomb in a car.
Siripala 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Siripala 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Siripala: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Siripala: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Siripala joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Siripala: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Siripala: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Siripala: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Siripala: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Siripala: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All Sri Lanka Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Siripala: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Siripala: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Siripala: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Siripala: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child
Siripala: Sri Lanka .
Boss: which part?
Siripala: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Sri Lanka.
2 Siripalas were fixing a bomb in a car.
Siripala 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Siripala 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Siripala: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Siripala: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Siripala joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Siripala: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Siripala: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Siripala: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Siripala: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Siripala: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All Sri Lanka Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Siripala: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Siripala: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Siripala: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Siripala: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child
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