Smile a while - Have fun

Dreamworks_naveen

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  • Sep 12, 2007
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    ~හඳේ~
    "YOU love someone

    YOU marry someone else.

    The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.

    And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id"


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    There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

    There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


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    Three dreams of a man:


    To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
    To be as rich as his child believes.
    To have as many women as his wife suspects...


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    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife Kidney.

    If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


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    Generation Next Motto Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko Karne denge.:


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    What's the difference between Dava & Daru?


    Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

    Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utni sir Chad ke bolegi.