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Message: <blockquote data-quote="smother" data-source="post: 4198423" data-attributes="member: 166532"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1st: How does your wife look like?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, one day you will lose</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">ALL your friends".</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What is the definition of Mistress?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Someone between the Mister and Mattress</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Husband asks , "Do u know the full form of WIFE? Its</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Without Information Fighting Everytime"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Three Feelings:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Panic is when both are pregnant.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**********</span></span></span></span></span></p><p>  </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Mother Faints...</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">********************************************************</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">*****************************</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">************</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">*****</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">**</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">*</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="color: #494949"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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