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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

 

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U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
so pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree...

 

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“A great handshake was observed in two humans
of opposite sex at a wedding ring
before a deadly bout of Lifetime.”

 

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A bachelor Man asked his physician, “I Want to live healthy and longer.”
The Doctor advised, “Good thought, Get married.”
The man asked, “Oh you mean the exercise of sex will make me live longer.”
The Doctor said, “No it is the want of sex that will kill your thought.”

 

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Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always."
Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot’ n’Spicy, "Delicious anytime."
Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice."
Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip."

 

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A talking Frog told Lalu, Lalu, you don't have any brain.
Lalu said, I have it.
Frog repeated, No you don't.
Excited Lalu yelled, Yes, I have it.
Angry Frog, screamed, No hell, you don't. and Frog jumps into the water.
Perturbed Lalu mumbled to himself, There was no need to drown and commit suicide for it!!

 

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The newly married wife goes to the store to buy personal things for the husband. She inquires about the deodorant for the men.

The salesman asks, "Do you want the ball type."

The wife says, "No this is for his underarms."

 

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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

 

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Boy to girl: Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.
Girl: Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

 

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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

 

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whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always thnk of
& 1 u wish 2 kill..
now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.

 

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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it " Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? "
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feeling better?

 

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World's Smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I luv ur wife.

Yours sincerely.

 

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Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?
First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.

 

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Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
A: One is for fighting and one is to make up..

 

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Q: What is the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED ?
A: When You Marry a right Girl you You are Complete
and when you Marry a wrong Girl You are Finished.

 

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One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog...
How is it possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user...
Wherever he goes his Network follows.

 

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What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman?
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.

 

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If u find a frnd better or sweeter than me..
Go Ahead..,
I wont stop U..
But wen dat person leaves You,
Look behind..,
I'll b there..ready 2.......

SLAP YOU n ask,"HO GAYI TASALI..!!

 

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In 2009 the government will start killing all the mentally ill.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run little buddy, run.
TC (LoL)