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    Love : Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life,

    but its the way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..

    Love and Romantic ---------.--7
     
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    A new client meets a famous lawyer.

    Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?
    Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!

    Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?
    Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question?
     

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    A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!

    A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god!
     

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    A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

    Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
     

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    Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

    Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
     

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    Treat life as a sea, heart as a seashore and friends like waves. It never matters how many waves are there? What matters is which one touches the seashone Difficulties in ur life do not come to destroy u,But to help u realize ur hidden potential