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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Roses are red, violets are… ah the hell with it. Get your
crap and get out.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Look, I”m turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life…

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I”m sure you”ve met my new girlfriend,
she”s been your best friend for 8 years.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I get so emotional when your not around..
I think the emotion is called happiness

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

You”re right, I am a lying whore.
I lied, size DOES matters.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ‘Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Doctor”s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor”s fee? An sms when u r free.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into
left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in
right part nothing is left.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving
thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour
to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a
lifetime to forget someone