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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?

Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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A man is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.

Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.

Man: All right... Then how about on the last date?
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
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Q: What is the name of Veerappan's IT company

A: VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).
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[Dreamworks_naveen]

To a business husband traveling to India and back,
Wife started reminding him how to benefit from such trips, buy and bring things for cheap from foreign.

She said, "When you are in India buy a few Sarees for me,
On your way back when you stop at Dubai,
Buy lots of jewelleries for me.
And when you stop at Paris buy some perfumes for me."

The annoyed husband asked, "Yes, and when I stop at Hell what do I buy for you?"
The smiling wife said, "Just bring your Videos for our watching together!"
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Why Indian girls are not in sports ?

Only 10% girls play games like Tennis, chess, carrom etc

Bcoz 90% girls are playing with boys!!!!!!!!!!
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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[Dreamworks_naveen]

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has
Gone from me to u,
So care for it just like i do,
B'COZ i have no
Heart n u have two.

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What iS gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE
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Love : Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life,

But its the way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..
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Can you see me? No? Turn around, can you see me now? No?

Turn again, can you see me now?

I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
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[Dreamworks_naveen]

A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..

Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.

Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.
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WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO

HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE
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Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,

He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade
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What makes a book bestseller?

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..
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[Kalindugayan]

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

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[Dreamworks_naveen]

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said,

"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A race horse that consistently
runs just 1 second faster
than others is worth millions of dollars more.
Don’t compromise on 2nd position in life.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Dance as if no ones watching,
Love as if its never going to hurt.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Enjoy the little things,
for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

In this world people will always throw stones
in the path of ur success,
it depends on you…
What you make from them
a wall
or
a bridge

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

To be a Good professional,
always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time
and tackle Emergencies!!

 

[fazaal24]

Wow...Terabyte Collection ekak ne..Maxxa

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Congratulations!
Good news for all University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

There is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISH.
but when u love a right person,u r COMPLETE.
and when u love a wrong person,u r FINISHED.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.