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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,
look at the moon.
Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.
Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking;
they stopped him,
Sir,pls help settle our argument?
Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining. Is it the moon or the sun?”
3rd man looked at the sky and said, Sorry, I dont live around here.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Airoplane: Hi! brother.
How can u fly very high speed than me?
Rocket: mmm.. if da fire cought your back side, then u know how…

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

when the blue,
I remember U,
when the moon full,
I remember U,
when rains starts,
I remember U.
Can U tell me where my umbrella.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because…..
mental patient needs more care…..Ha!Ha!Ha!…….

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Wife is a “Received” call;
Girlfriend is “Dialled” call;
Sali is “Missed” call
Love is “Waiting” call;
BUT
Friendship is “Fevicol”

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wne???
Its….MY FRIENDSHIP!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Wishing u…..
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money…

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Doctor’s prescription 4u.
A cute little smile 4breakfast.
More laughs 4lunch.
Lots of happiness 4dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message.Choice is urs…

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

LOVE IS LIKE MISSED CALL
IT STOPS WHEN U TRY 2 CATCH BUT
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE SMS
BCOZ
IT COMES
&
STAYS INSIDE UR INBOX UNTILL U DELETE

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Teacher : Where were u born?
Student : Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : ok, tell the spelling.
Student : Sorry,I was born in Goa

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.
And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.