Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
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Peter called his doctor's office for an appointment.
"I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "we can't fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment. "
"I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "we can't fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment. "
Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U
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NESCAFE!
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U
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.
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NESCAFE!
What is a girl friend ?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
A man & wife are in bed.He farts & shouts ''Goal.''
His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''
When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he craps the bed.
His wife says ''What the hell was that?''
''Half time - swap sides.''
His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''
When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he craps the bed.
His wife says ''What the hell was that?''
''Half time - swap sides.''
Yes or NO? It's all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
............., I don't have a brain.
............., I don't have sense.
............., I am stupid.
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
............., I don't have a brain.
............., I don't have sense.
............., I am stupid.
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
- It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
- It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Said to a railroad engineer:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E)
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get,
The Degree finally we get is BE
That is Brain Empty (B.E)
When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [
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It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [
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"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully",
the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very nice, your honour", the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".
the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very nice, your honour", the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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