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[Dreamworks_naveen]

If U find a friend better than me, Go Ahead.... I wont Stop u!

But when he/she leaves u, Look behind....

I will be there to...
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Slap U....

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I love ur attitude of being positive & make others of being so but it can b so dangerous 4 u. u know why ???

GUESS ???

NO !!!

GUESS AGAIN ?????

NO ONCE AGAIN !!!!!

OK HAAR MAAN Lee

IN CASE OF HIV

IF U R & U R TRYNG 2 MAKE OTHERS, SO BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME OF BEING +VE.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..

Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.

Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO

HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What makes a book bestseller?

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Only special people receives love
Only special minds receives wisdom

Only special hands receives gifts
And only special persons receive MY MESSAGES

 

[krizta]

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Today's offer -

Dial 100 and say "Bomb in Parliament", Get a Trip to Central Jail, Food, Clothing, Housing FREE for 14 Years!

Offer Valid till 2 Days.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and

U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Nobody is like u,
nobody cares 4 u,

nobody misses u,
nobody wants to see u good,

nobody is ur best fr,
nobody is happy with u....

dont cry.......my name is nobody

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A man went to an auction and bid on a parrot.

He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher. Finally, he won the bid.

As he was paying, he said to the Auctioneer, "I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk.

"Don't worry", said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!

Why WALMART???

<>HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A men having 5 daughters.
He wanted a son.

So gave an ad for asking suggestions.
A suggestion came- I've 4 sons.Can I try once?

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

2 men were walking down the street when 1 spotted 6 men punching his mom-in-law.

'Are U going to help?' asked his friend.

'No, 6 should be enough.'

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Soni was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

Soni: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.

Girl Friend: What is this?

Sardarji: O ji, I'm falling in love!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A Teacher lecturing on population -

In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her