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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."

It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever

 

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A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister

 

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2 Lovers plan to suicide.

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

 

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A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?

Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.

 

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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,

and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu

 

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

 

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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

 

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Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

 

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Question: What is the full form of math's.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

 

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

 

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Teacher to Student : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times.

Student : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.

 

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Never kiss police woman. She will say
stop and hands up. Never kiss nurse.

she will say next. Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.

 

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

 

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Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.

Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.

 

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what is the different between chew gum and begum?

both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.

 

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Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?

Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!

 

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Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.

Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.

Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.

Plane's Pilot: if i drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy.

 

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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?

Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

 

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A man is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.

Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.

Man: All right... then how about on the last date?

 

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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."