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Dreamworks_naveen

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    Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?
    The woman, of course.
    Look at it this way.
    When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it
    and wiggle it around, what feels better -
    your finger or your ear?
     

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    Boy is making fun of his girl friend and says to her in a poem, " Six plus three is nine, I can enter in you but you cant enter in mine".

    Girl instantly replies, " Five plus four is also nine, I can measure your length but you can't depth of mine"
     

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    A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent.
    The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean."
    She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"
     
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    Dreamworks_naveen

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    You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...