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Fresh flowers waiting to disturb you.
Hot milk waiting to taste your lip.
Sun,
Birds,
Cool air,
All are looking at your window,
To say.
Good Morning.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, "What are you here for?"

Banta says, "I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger."

Santa started crying, "Oh my God, I am here for urine test and I am too young yet, what will happened to me?"

 

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Attending a wedding for the first time,
A little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"

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Boy to girl: Hey you and I want to play magic?
Girl to Boy: And yes how is it that?

Boy to Girl: Come to my place, you and I have sex and than you disappear!
Girl to Boy: Ya, You go to your place, sex yourself and I disappear now,

Jackass!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Effort is important,

But knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

"Even the word 'IMPOSSIBLE' says 'I M POSSIBLE' "

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

When your successful,
Your well wishers know who you are

When you are unsuccessful,
You know who your well wishers are

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Ship is always safe at shore...

But is is not built for it

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Falling down is not defeat...

Defeat is when you refuse to get up...

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The happiness from a woman for the need of Man's
(1) Love
(2) Sex and
(3) Sympathy
Is achieved only when he looks to three different women.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

U r a donkey
D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
One heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

You have known me in
Good and bad times ,
You have seen me
When i was happy and when i was sad,
You have watched me laugh and cry,
Thank you for believing in me,
For supporting me ,
And for always being there ,
Thank you for being
A PERFECT FRIEND.

 

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For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care,
For all d times u r there.

U r special and beyond compare.
I just wanna say TAKE CARE..

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Love is Special, Love is Rear.
Love is made 4 two 2 Share.

Love is Gentle, Love is Blind,
Love begins wen two HEARTS COMBINE.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

We have 26 LETTERS in English.
But before 1947, we had only 24 letters.

Do u know y ?





Bcoz 'U' and 'I' were not born at tat time.

 

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2C light look @ SUN,
2C love look @ MOTHER,

2C beauty look @ NATURE,
2C hope look @ FUTURE.

But 2C all of these look @ MIRROR!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".