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Dreamworks_naveen

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    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

    This means that by 2040there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them ..!
     

    Dreamworks_naveen

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    One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U.
    U & ME laughing,
    U & ME crying,
    U & ME dreaming,
    U & ME holding on,
    U & ME…

    Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
     

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    A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit.

    Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk man who says "Hey, get the ballerina a drink would you."

    "How do you know she's a ballerina?"

    "Well, no one else would get their leg up that high."
     

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    There was a garland in the operation theatre. Seeing this, the confused patient asked the nurse about it.

    The nurse replied calmly,"This is first case to our doctor.. If he succeeds, it is for him, otherwise......"
     

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    I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
    I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
    So I love you because I knew no other way than this,
    Where 'I' does not exist, nor 'you'.
    So close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
    So close that your eyes close as I fall asleep....
    (Pablo Neruda.)