G.R.E.A said:Why Indian girls are not in sports ?
Only 10% girls play games like Tennis, chess, carrom etc
Bcoz 90% girls are playing with boys!!!!!!!!!!
hahah LOL
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa: Very long...!
Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station
Where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station
Where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Santa is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."
Finally he wrote the conclusion......
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...."
Finally he wrote the conclusion......
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
Our Santa on an interview 4 DA post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Santa : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Santa : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
Pappu: Dad what’s Sex? Santa gets tensed but explains everything. Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?
We gain & lose things every day.
But trust me on 1 thing:
U WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always b there as a friend!
But trust me on 1 thing:
U WILL NEVER LOSE ME!
I will always b there as a friend!
True friends are like Diamonds...
They are real & rare.
False friends r like leaves...
They r scattered everywhere.
They are real & rare.
False friends r like leaves...
They r scattered everywhere.
1 tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship.
1 touch can show u care,
One friend can make life worth living 4.
One smile can start a friendship.
1 touch can show u care,
One friend can make life worth living 4.
If one day u feel like crying, call me.
I can't promise to make u laugh,
But I'm willing to cry with u.
I can't promise to make u laugh,
But I'm willing to cry with u.
When your successful
Your well wishers know who you are
When you are unsuccessful
You know who your well wishers are
Your well wishers know who you are
When you are unsuccessful
You know who your well wishers are
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