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What does W-I-F-E mean?

Worst Individual Female Enemy

 

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Love is like pi -- natural, irrational,
And very important....
(Lisa Hoffman.)

 

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People love others not for who they are,
But for how they make them feel....
(Irwin Federman.)

 

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Love makes the wildest spirit tame,
And the tamest spirit wild....
(Alexis Delp.)

 

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You can give without loving,
But you cannot love without giving....
(Amy Carmichael.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.

 

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Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,

It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.

 

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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

How you feel when you wake up, grab a cup of tea and check your mobile. You find a message waiting for you for wishing you good morning and have a nice day!

Isn't that lovely?

Let you friends know you remember them and want to cheer up their day:

 

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An early morning greeting doesn't only mean "good morning",
It has a silent message saying

" u r my first thought at start of the day ".
Take care n gud MORNg

 

[crazycombo]

ela ela... keep posting 'em.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Every sunset gives us one day less to live,
But every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope!

So, get up & hope 4 the best....
Gud morning.. Gud Day & Gud Luck!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

ela ela... keep posting 'em.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

World's Smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I luv ur wife.

Yours sincerely.

 

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Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?
First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.

 

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Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
A: One is for fighting and one is to make up..

 

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Q: What is the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED ?
A: When You Marry a right Girl you You are Complete
And when you Marry a wrong Girl You are Finished.

 

[chriela]

COOL MAN REALLY COOL.........

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Slient lips may avoid many problem but Smiling Lips will solve many problems......

So always have a smile on your cute-cute Face.