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[Dreamworks_naveen]

One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog...
How is it possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user...
Wherever he goes his Network follows.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman?
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

If u find a frnd better or sweeter than me..
Go Ahead..,
I wont stop U..
But wen dat person leaves You,
Look behind..,
I'll b there..ready 2.......

SLAP YOU n ask,"HO GAYI TASALI..!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

In 2009 the government will start killing all the mentally ill.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run little buddy, run.
TC (LoL)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Do u ever recall the first day we met?
R first hello?
The day we became friends?
Well, I do and I will always remember.
For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

He who is devoid of the power to forgive,
Is devoid of the power to love....
(Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I love you, not for what you are,
But for what I am when I am with you....
(Roy Croft.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Dance like no one's watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like no one's listening,
Live like it's heaven on earth....
(William Purky.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

YOU look Sweet when You read my SMS,
Sweeter when You read n Smile...
But You look Sweetest when You read,
Smile n Reply.. )
So try 2 look Sweetest always.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

In love, there is always one who kisses
And one who offers the cheek....
(French Proverb.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven....
(Karen Sunde.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Love is a friendship caught on fire....
(Northern Exposure.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Love talked about is easily turned aside,
But love demonstrated is irresistible....
(Stan Mooneyham.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Do you want to know a good way to fall in love?
Just associate all your pleasant experiences with someone,
And disassociate from all the unpleasant ones....
(Richard Bandler.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Love is made by two people, in different kinds of solitude.
It can be in a crowd, but in an oblivious crowd....
(Louis Aragon.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Passionate love is a quenchless thirst....
(Kahlil Gibran.)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I was waitin da nite to see da moon
It didn't appear so i called da
Sky 2 ask where da moon is?
It told me da moon is readin ur msg

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

I love you in blue. I love you in red

but tell you the truth I love you most in bed.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A man used to have sex with his wife using milk as lubricant.

Later she was rushed to hospitalwhen the Doctar came

Out of O.T. said no baby or baba just 1kg MAWA.