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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe ittry to pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye!!

 

[Evo X]

ela...ela...bro......keep it up..

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Husband: I fancy kinky sexhow about I cum in ur ear?
Wife: NoI might go deaf!
Husband: I’ve been cumin in ur mouth 4 15yrs & u r still f*ckin talking.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Dentist didn’t get erection on wedding night so he used finger.
Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey just a temporary filling.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Knowledge is information.
Wisdom is knowing what to do with the information you have.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Wisdom is having a lot to say and not always saying it.
Think before you act;
think twice before you speak.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

You can live without the person who says
"You are mine"
But you can not live without someone who says
"I am yours"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Do not make ur aim like the garden because everyone walk on it But make ur aim like the sky so everyone wish to touch it.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

"Treat everyone with politeness,
even those who are rude to you,
not because they are not nice,
but because YOU are nice!.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?
The woman, of course.
Look at it this way.
When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it
and wiggle it around, what feels better -
your finger or your ear?

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Boy is making fun of his girl friend and says to her in a poem, " Six plus three is nine, I can enter in you but you cant enter in mine".

Girl instantly replies, " Five plus four is also nine, I can measure your length but you can't depth of mine"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Secret of long life

Morning two eggs,
evening two pegs

......and night two legs

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Why gals dont put the mobile at vibration mode on their t-shirt's pocket??

Because in vibration milk become lassi!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"

Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Banta: Oye, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.