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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Offer a thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend
Never give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.

But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl...

so choose the best place where you would shine..

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS
GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER
GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENINGS
GREATEST MIND ACT IN SILENCE

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

"When you have money in hand, only you forget who you are. But when you do not have any money in hand, the whole world forgets who you are"

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Morning: Wash Clothes

Afternoon: Dry Clothes

Evening: Iron Clothes

Night: Remove Clothes

Mid Night: Search Clothes

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area & asked for her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.



Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Whats the difference between Hook in Cricket and Hook of Bra?



One sends ball out of the boundary and Other keeps balls within the boundary.

 

[Planthis]

Menna thawath elakiri thread ekak...........

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Wives are funny creatures.
They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks
and then they want to kill the woman who does.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).
The judge saidI havn’t seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It’s non of ur businessshe was my wife and I didn’t know she was dead as she always acted like that.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r luckymine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh ( DATE on DATE)

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking aroundthe neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Playboy has started a special edition for Married men.
The same woman is featured every month.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why ?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...