http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=5459169372 Ted buys a Harley...the seller tells him "whenever it's gonna rain, rub vaseline on the chrome so it won't rust" and hands Ted a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her parents and they take the bike. Just before they go in she says "I have to tell you that when we eat, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything has to wash the dishes." Ted says "OK" They sit down and no one says a word and as dinner goes on, Ted decides to test the theory and reaches over and touches his girlfriend's boob...no one says a word. He stands up, rips her clothes off and screws her right there in front of her parents...no one says a word. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the table and nails her and then sits down...still total silence. All of the sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Ted remembers his bike and pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket...suddenly the father shouts I"LL DO THE DISHES!!!!!!!!!!!
