"Daddy! Daddy! How was i born?" his dad, who was a software engineer sighs and replies "Ah, My son, i guess one day you would have to find out anyways"
"Well i saw your mum in a chatroom on MSN, I set up a date via email with your mum and we met in a Cyber Cafe. We sneaked into an empty room where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as i was ready to upload, we discovered that niether of us had used a Firewall, but it was too late to hit the Delete Button.
Six weeks later, your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then, nine months later a Pop-Up appeared and said...
You've got MALE!
"Well i saw your mum in a chatroom on MSN, I set up a date via email with your mum and we met in a Cyber Cafe. We sneaked into an empty room where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as i was ready to upload, we discovered that niether of us had used a Firewall, but it was too late to hit the Delete Button.
Six weeks later, your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then, nine months later a Pop-Up appeared and said...
You've got MALE!
