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<blockquote data-quote="Ansh" data-source="post: 2879110" data-attributes="member: 92477"><p><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong>Software engineer and his wife</strong></span></span></u></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - would you like to have some snacks?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - hard disk full.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - have you brought the saree.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - Bad command or file name.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - but I told you about it in morning</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - sharing violation, access denied.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - data type mismatch.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - you are useless.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - by default.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - the only user with write permission.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - what is my value in your life?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - unknown virus detected.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - do you love me or your computer?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - Too many parameters.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - I will go to my dad's house.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - I will leave you forever.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - it is worthless talking to you.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - shut down the computer.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Wife - I am going</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"><strong>Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Black"></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ansh, post: 2879110, member: 92477"] [U][SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][B]Software engineer and his wife[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U] [COLOR=Black][B]Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name. Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied. Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch. Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default. Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission. Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected. Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters. Wife - I will go to my dad's house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer. Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer[/B] [/COLOR] :lol::lol::lol::lol::P:P:P:P [/QUOTE]
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