SOFTWARE HUSBAND
Husband : ( Returning late form work ) “Good evening Dear, I’m now
logged in.”
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning…
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found …
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied …
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being
funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!…
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
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