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Message: <blockquote data-quote="barack obama" data-source="post: 8838366" data-attributes="member: 106093">COLLEGEC- comes.O- On.L- Lets.L- Love.E- each.G- girl.E- Equally.Police: are you married?Man: yes I am married with girl.Police: of course all will be married with girl.Man: no, my sister marries with a boy.Boy: hey don't send forward message to me.Girl: sorry, I added your number in my friend list, that's why. After few days. Boy: I love you. Girl: what? Boy: hey am extremely sorry, I added your number in my lover list, that's why.Boy: my girlfriend broke with me and sent me picture of her with her new boyfriend.FRIEND: REALLY bad, what did you do?Boy: I sent them to her dad. Dad: see neighbor's girl, she has scored 90 percent.Son: seeing her only I failed dadHistory teacher asked: kalidas had one brother who used to make shoes. What was his name?Student: Adidas.Mom: son get up, it's time to go to college.Son: na ma, I don't want to go to college.Mom: give me reason why don't want to go to college.Son: 1. all students hate me.2. All staffs hate me.Mom: that's not a reason. Some on you must go to college.Son: two reasons why I should go to college.Mom: 1. Your 52 years old.2. You are the principal of the college.Dad: who is your role model?Son: gandhiji.Dad: great, why?Son: he married at the age of 13.Girl: I can't marry you.so Give my love letters back.Next day boy gave her a big basket and said, find out yours from these and take.A man says I love you to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.Girlfriend: what is this?Man: I am falling in love.Today a phone without wire is in fashion. One day will come when human  without brain will be fashion. On that day dear you will rock.Non smoker: I hate cigarette.Smoker: me too, that's why I am burning itHusband and his wife drinking hot coffee at a cafe.Husband: Drink fast.Wife: Why?Husband: Look at the board, hot coffee-rs.5, and cold coffee- rs.20.Wife: whenever we keep the money our son steals it, I don't know what to do about it.Husband: keep it in his books. I know he will never touch.A man attended biology practical exam.Examiner: identify the bird name by its legs.Man: I don't know.Examiner: you fail, what's your name?Man: see my leg and tell me my name.A woman entered the house with a duck in her hand where her drunken husband was sitting.Husband: why are you bringing that big into the house?Wife: can't you see? Its not pig it's a duck.Husband: sorry I am talking to that duck.A thief was leaving the house; the child woke up and said to the thief: take my school bag also otherwise I will wake up my mom.Man1: I sent love letters to my girl friend everyday for 3 years.Man2: what happened?Man1: she married the postman.Boy1: why are you laughing?Boy2: my dad beat me with his belt as I failed in exam.Boy1: what's there to laugh about that?Boy2: his pant fell down when he removed the belt.In rape case. Judge: you are fined Rs.11420 and 5 years. Rapist: why my  lord exactly Rs.11420? Judge: Rs.10000 for rape 4% vat and 10.2%  entertainment tax.Man celebrating 60th birthday. Guest: what's this bulb in place of  candle? man: it's difficult to put 60 candles on cake, so I put this 60  watts bulb.</blockquote>

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