COLLEGE
C- comes.
O- On.
L- Lets.
L- Love.
E- each.
G- girl.
E- Equally.
Police: are you married?
Man: yes I am married with girl.
Police: of course all will be married with girl.
Man: no, my sister marries with a boy.
Boy: hey don't send forward message to me.
Girl: sorry, I added your number in my friend list, that's why.
After few days.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: what?
Boy: hey am extremely sorry, I added your number in my lover list, that's why.
Boy: my girlfriend broke with me and sent me picture of her with her new boyfriend.
FRIEND: REALLY bad, what did you do?
Boy: I sent them to her dad.
Dad: see neighbor's girl, she has scored 90 percent.
Son: seeing her only I failed dad
History teacher asked: kalidas had one brother who used to make shoes. What was his name?
Student: Adidas.
Mom: son get up, it's time to go to college.
Son: na ma, I don't want to go to college.
Mom: give me reason why don't want to go to college.
Son: 1. all students hate me.
2. All staffs hate me.
Mom: that's not a reason. Some on you must go to college.
Son: two reasons why I should go to college.
Mom: 1. Your 52 years old.
2. You are the principal of the college.
Dad: who is your role model?
Son: gandhiji.
Dad: great, why?
Son: he married at the age of 13.
Girl: I can't marry you.so Give my love letters back.
Next day boy gave her a big basket and said, find out yours from these and take.
A man says I love you to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend: what is this?
Man: I am falling in love.
Today a phone without wire is in fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be fashion. On that day dear you will rock.
Non smoker: I hate cigarette.
Smoker: me too, that's why I am burning it
Husband and his wife drinking hot coffee at a cafe.
Husband: Drink fast.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Look at the board, hot coffee-rs.5, and cold coffee- rs.20.
Wife: whenever we keep the money our son steals it, I don't know what to do about it.
Husband: keep it in his books. I know he will never touch.
A man attended biology practical exam.
Examiner: identify the bird name by its legs.
Man: I don't know.
Examiner: you fail, what's your name?
Man: see my leg and tell me my name.
A woman entered the house with a duck in her hand where her drunken husband was sitting.
Husband: why are you bringing that big into the house?
Wife: can't you see? Its not pig it's a duck.
Husband: sorry I am talking to that duck.
A thief was leaving the house; the child woke up and said to the thief: take my school bag also otherwise I will wake up my mom.
Man1: I sent love letters to my girl friend everyday for 3 years.
Man2: what happened?
Man1: she married the postman.
Boy1: why are you laughing?
Boy2: my dad beat me with his belt as I failed in exam.
Boy1: what's there to laugh about that?
Boy2: his pant fell down when he removed the belt.
In rape case.
Judge: you are fined Rs.11420 and 5 years.
Rapist: why my lord exactly Rs.11420?
Judge: Rs.10000 for rape 4% vat and 10.2% entertainment tax.
Man celebrating 60th birthday. Guest: what's this bulb in place of candle? man: it's difficult to put 60 candles on cake, so I put this 60 watts bulb.
C- comes.
O- On.
L- Lets.
L- Love.
E- each.
G- girl.
E- Equally.
Police: are you married?
Man: yes I am married with girl.
Police: of course all will be married with girl.
Man: no, my sister marries with a boy.
Boy: hey don't send forward message to me.
Girl: sorry, I added your number in my friend list, that's why.
After few days.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: what?
Boy: hey am extremely sorry, I added your number in my lover list, that's why.
Boy: my girlfriend broke with me and sent me picture of her with her new boyfriend.
FRIEND: REALLY bad, what did you do?
Boy: I sent them to her dad.
Dad: see neighbor's girl, she has scored 90 percent.
Son: seeing her only I failed dad
History teacher asked: kalidas had one brother who used to make shoes. What was his name?
Student: Adidas.
Mom: son get up, it's time to go to college.
Son: na ma, I don't want to go to college.
Mom: give me reason why don't want to go to college.
Son: 1. all students hate me.
2. All staffs hate me.
Mom: that's not a reason. Some on you must go to college.
Son: two reasons why I should go to college.
Mom: 1. Your 52 years old.
2. You are the principal of the college.
Dad: who is your role model?
Son: gandhiji.
Dad: great, why?
Son: he married at the age of 13.
Girl: I can't marry you.so Give my love letters back.
Next day boy gave her a big basket and said, find out yours from these and take.
A man says I love you to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend: what is this?
Man: I am falling in love.
Today a phone without wire is in fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be fashion. On that day dear you will rock.
Non smoker: I hate cigarette.
Smoker: me too, that's why I am burning it
Husband and his wife drinking hot coffee at a cafe.
Husband: Drink fast.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Look at the board, hot coffee-rs.5, and cold coffee- rs.20.
Wife: whenever we keep the money our son steals it, I don't know what to do about it.
Husband: keep it in his books. I know he will never touch.
A man attended biology practical exam.
Examiner: identify the bird name by its legs.
Man: I don't know.
Examiner: you fail, what's your name?
Man: see my leg and tell me my name.
A woman entered the house with a duck in her hand where her drunken husband was sitting.
Husband: why are you bringing that big into the house?
Wife: can't you see? Its not pig it's a duck.
Husband: sorry I am talking to that duck.
A thief was leaving the house; the child woke up and said to the thief: take my school bag also otherwise I will wake up my mom.
Man1: I sent love letters to my girl friend everyday for 3 years.
Man2: what happened?
Man1: she married the postman.
Boy1: why are you laughing?
Boy2: my dad beat me with his belt as I failed in exam.
Boy1: what's there to laugh about that?
Boy2: his pant fell down when he removed the belt.
In rape case.
Judge: you are fined Rs.11420 and 5 years.
Rapist: why my lord exactly Rs.11420?
Judge: Rs.10000 for rape 4% vat and 10.2% entertainment tax.
Man celebrating 60th birthday. Guest: what's this bulb in place of candle? man: it's difficult to put 60 candles on cake, so I put this 60 watts bulb.
