Some Funny JOKES

[Gevindu]

Lawyer : I Have Some Good news and some Bad news
Client : well give me the bad news
Lawyer : The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found at the
crime Scene
client : oh I'm ruined what is the good news?
Lawyer : The good news is that your cholesterol is down to 130

JOKE-2

Doctor : I Have Some Good news and I have some Bad news
Patient : Whats the good news?
Doctor : The good news is that the tests you took Showed that you have 24 hours to live
Patient : That's the good news whats the bad news?
Doctor : The bad news is that I forgot to tell you yesterday.

JOKE-3

There was a boy who wanted a bicycle. he prayed to god to give him a bicycle. After a time he realized
God does not work that way so he stole a bike and begged for forgiveness.

JOKE-4

Why didn't the mouse cross the road?

It's cord wasn't long enough!

 

[AL1717]

 

[nalakaanjana]

 

[hekrock]

ha ha hi hi

 

[thekiller]

 

[tharindu120]

JOKE-2

Doctor : I Have Some Good news and I have some Bad news
Patient : Whats the good news?
Doctor : The good news is that the tests you took Showed that you have 24 hours to live
Patient : That's the good news whats the bad news?
Doctor : The bad news is that I forgot to tell you yesterday.

 

[gayan kalhara]

JOKE-3

There was a boy who wanted a bicycle. he prayed to god to give him a bicycle. After a time he realized
God does not work that way so he stole a bike and begged for forgiveness.

Jack Sparrow PODI KALE.....neda???

 

[northtech]

patta !!!

 

[ozone_buzzer]

Thanks!!!

 

[Kalindugayan]

ela ela machn

 

[riham]

 

[Deelaka]

he he he

 

[Pentagram]

 

[ywicky]

HE he Ela!