Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
Husband asks , "Do U know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime
Wife replies," No, It means,
With Idiot For Ever !!!"
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36,
Fair, Black eyes. Wat ABT urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidentia
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. Ur friend also my son, that's confidential!
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk ABT sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat U want to know.
Mom:##??!!
