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<blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6853460" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/smilies/sq/happy8se.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Add REP+ If u like it <img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/smilies/sq/happy8se.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Some Laws....Newton forgot!</span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">Law of queue:</span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.</span></span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'">Law of the Telephone:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.</span></span> </span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'">Law of Mechanical Repair</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000">: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.</span></span> </span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'">Law of the Workshop:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.</span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"> Bath THEOREM:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.</span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'">LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen</span></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000">with.</span></span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"> LAW of the RESULT:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!</span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'">LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. </span></span> </span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'">THEATRE RULE:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.</span></span> </span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'">LAW OF COFFEE:</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Calligraphy'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000"> As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold</span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #008000">.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="color: #ffffff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: 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href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488610" target="_blank">Know your customers</a></span></span></strong> </p> </p> </p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Candara'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Po Di-Al, post: 6853460, member: 215798"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][CENTER][INDENT][COLOR=Red][SIZE=5][IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/smilies/sq/happy8se.gif[/IMG] Add REP+ If u like it [IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/smilies/sq/happy8se.gif[/IMG][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=6]Some Laws....Newton forgot![/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=2][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]Law of queue:[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy]Law of the Telephone:[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy]Law of Mechanical Repair[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000]: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy]Law of the Workshop:[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy] Bath THEOREM:[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy]LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000080] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000]with.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy] LAW of the RESULT:[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will![/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy]LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy]THEATRE RULE:[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=red] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=times new roman][LEFT][COLOR=#ffffff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy]LAW OF COFFEE:[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][FONT=Lucida Calligraphy][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000] As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=2][COLOR=#008000].[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans][COLOR=Red]:cool: Similar Threads :cool:[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=2][URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=493851"]Car Name Meanings (Hinaa Hinaa)[/URL] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=2][URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490677"]Go Outside N PLAY (Patta Funny)[/URL][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=2] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490634"]Puzzle Of Fun (Uththara dannawada)[/URL] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black][URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488127"]What does marriage mean? 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