Some light jokes

zed

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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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xXxHaNzxXx

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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