U love someone &
U marry someone else.....
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.....
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id"
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
If someone says u r ugly, that s okay, if someone says u r stupid, that s okay, If
someone says u r a genius,slap him as tight as you can n say there is a
limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
with other kidney. 
U marry someone else.....
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.....
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id"
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
If someone says u r ugly, that s okay, if someone says u r stupid, that s okay, If
someone says u r a genius,slap him as tight as you can n say there is a
limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
with other kidney.
