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<blockquote data-quote="rrksmsb" data-source="post: 12794823" data-attributes="member: 147378"><p>__________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "What have you done my child?"</p><p></p><p>Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"</p><p></p><p>Girl: "Because he touched my hand."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)</p><p></p><p>Girl: "Yes father."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."</p><p></p><p>Girl: "Then he touched my breast."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)</p><p></p><p>Girl: "Yes father."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."</p><p></p><p>Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)</p><p></p><p>Girl: "Yes father."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."</p><p></p><p>Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."</p><p></p><p>Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)</p><p></p><p>Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"</p><p></p><p>(after a few minutes)</p><p></p><p>Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."</p><p></p><p>Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"</p><p></p><p>Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p>__________________________________________________________________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rrksmsb, post: 12794823, member: 147378"] __________________________________________________________________________ Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" (after a few minutes) Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" :oo::lol::lol::lol: __________________________________________________________________________ [/QUOTE]
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