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<blockquote data-quote="kpg" data-source="post: 3054234" data-attributes="member: 104262"><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Wonderful <a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c">coffee!!!</span><span style="color: #1c1c1c"></span></a></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c"></span></a></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c"></span></a></span></span><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c">Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. 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It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.</span></a></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c">*******</span></a></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c"></span></a></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Doctor's promise!!!</span></span></a></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c"></span></a></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c">"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."</span></a></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #1c1c1c"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><a href="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #1c1c1c">"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. 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Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors</span></a>.</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kpg, post: 3054234, member: 104262"] [B][COLOR=#1c1c1c][FONT=Tahoma]Wonderful [URL="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/"][COLOR=#1c1c1c]coffee!!![/COLOR][COLOR=#1c1c1c] [/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1c1c1c][FONT=Tahoma][URL="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/"][COLOR=#1c1c1c]Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#1c1c1c][FONT=Tahoma][URL="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/"][COLOR=#1c1c1c]******* [FONT=Tahoma]Doctor's promise!!![/FONT] "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#1c1c1c] [/COLOR][COLOR=#1c1c1c][FONT=Tahoma][URL="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/"][COLOR=#1c1c1c]*******[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1c1c1c][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#1c1c1c][FONT=Tahoma][URL="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/"][COLOR=#1c1c1c][FONT=Tahoma]Dentist's thinking!!![/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#1c1c1c] Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."[/COLOR][/URL][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#1c1c1c][FONT=Tahoma][URL="http://funlok.com/content/view/4915/33/"][COLOR=#1c1c1c]******* [FONT=Tahoma]In safe hands!!![/FONT] Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die. Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors[/COLOR][/URL].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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