Specially for women!!!(guys too!!!)

[kpg]

One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "

And they say woman are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied

 

[chathumal]

 

[anarkalee]

he he he

 

[kpg]

Wonderful coffee!!!

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.

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Doctor's promise!!!

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."


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Dentist's thinking!!!

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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In safe hands!!!

Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.

 

[sherlock]

he he

 

[nalakaanjana]

 

[dacoolest]

lol

 

[assen_bna]

nice

 

[fernandokasu]

lolzzzzzzzzz

 

[zCexVe]

LOL

 

[~dean~]

a biig LOL..!!

 

[nad253]

lolzzz

 

[thilzz]

 

[Pentagram]

 

[koondeGoda]

lolz

 

[asanka10]

he hee ela ela