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<blockquote data-quote="mhdmirshad" data-source="post: 13114929" data-attributes="member: 117631"><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://thelawnbarberlandscaping.com/files/Lawn%20Barber%20Logo%20Image.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">The tale of a Sri Lankan Government Employed Barber</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">(he cuts the hair of Ministers).</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">While hair cutting,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Government Employed Barber, asked Vermin Silva,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Vermin Silva shouted, “are YOU cutting my hair or making bloody freaking inquiries?”</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked another Minister of State,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Next day, CID interrogated the Barber,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">‘’Are you an agent of Fonseka?’’</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: No Sir.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">CID: Are you the agent of Wickramasingha?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: No Sir.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: Sir, the reason is, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">The Ministers’ hairs stand up straight</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">And that helps me to cut the hair easily!</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p>..........<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mhdmirshad, post: 13114929, member: 117631"] [CENTER][IMG]http://thelawnbarberlandscaping.com/files/Lawn%20Barber%20Logo%20Image.png[/IMG] [/CENTER] [B][SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial Black"]The tale of a Sri Lankan Government Employed Barber (he cuts the hair of Ministers). While hair cutting, Government Employed Barber, asked Vermin Silva, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” Vermin Silva shouted, “are YOU cutting my hair or making bloody freaking inquiries?” Barber: Sorry Sir, I just simply asked. Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked another Minister of State, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’ ‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’ Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you" Next day, CID interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Fonseka?’’ Barber: No Sir. CID: Are you the agent of Wickramasingha? Barber: No Sir. CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues? Barber: Sir, the reason is, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, The Ministers’ hairs stand up straight And that helps me to cut the hair easily![/FONT][/SIZE][/B] ..........:D :D :D [/QUOTE]
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