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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mhdmirshad" data-source="post: 13114929" data-attributes="member: 117631"><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://thelawnbarberlandscaping.com/files/Lawn%20Barber%20Logo%20Image.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">The tale of a Sri Lankan Government Employed Barber</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">(he cuts the hair of Ministers).</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">While hair cutting,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Government Employed Barber, asked Vermin Silva,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Vermin Silva shouted, “are YOU cutting my hair or making bloody freaking inquiries?”</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked another Minister of State,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Next day, CID interrogated the Barber,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">‘’Are you an agent of Fonseka?’’</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: No Sir.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">CID: Are you the agent of Wickramasingha?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: No Sir.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask  Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Barber: Sir, the reason is,  when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">The  Ministers’ hairs stand up straight</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">And that helps me to cut the hair easily!</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p>..........<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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