The tale of a Sri Lankan Government Employed Barber
(he cuts the hair of Ministers).
While hair cutting,
Government Employed Barber, asked Vermin Silva,
‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Vermin Silva shouted, “are YOU cutting my hair or making bloody freaking inquiries?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just simply asked.
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked another Minister of State,
“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’
‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you"
Next day, CID interrogated the Barber,
‘’Are you an agent of Fonseka?’’
Barber: No Sir.
CID: Are you the agent of Wickramasingha?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why do you ask Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, the reason is, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money,
The Ministers’ hairs stand up straight
And that helps me to cut the hair easily!
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