Some Sri Lankan cricket jokes:
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Sri lankan Innings.
Where do Sri Lankan batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
When would Rucihra Perera have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Sri Lankan
batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Sri Lankan batsmen playing out the
entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two overs to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
Phone Call for Sanath Jayasooriya:
Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Sandra : "Can I talk to Sanath, this is his wife."
Team Manager : "Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Sandra : "No Problem, I will Hold on"
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Sri lankan Innings.
Where do Sri Lankan batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
When would Rucihra Perera have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Sri Lankan
batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Sri Lankan batsmen playing out the
entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two overs to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
Phone Call for Sanath Jayasooriya:
Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Sandra : "Can I talk to Sanath, this is his wife."
Team Manager : "Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Sandra : "No Problem, I will Hold on"
poor sl!!
