Sri Lankan Jokes

[isharackp]

elaz ayye... kaalekin dekke me wage thread ekak hehe..

 

[x-pert]

there was this article in the paper where an aachchi had fallen into a kanuwa in gunasinghapura bus halt..and she was screaming for help..

the son of a bitches around had asked her laughin where the camera is ..and no one had helped her..

this is shit..

Oh too bad.... Those are the consequences of those kinda bad tele programs....

 

[x-pert]

so paris akki and u r sis n bro??

man this is confusing

Well she is younger than me ne bung ithin....

Not my own sister

 

[sriflipflop]

eekane bung me ape ratata kelawenne....

Mula mathaka nahane... Anna sudu malli hari chooty malli hari marunanam polime yayi minissu balanna....

Owu Samuel Rodrigo nam nathiuna kiyala mathakai. mokada minihage book ekak thiyenawa mage laga.

Wada ganna withrai wayasata giyama salakanawidiya nam anthima narakai

 

[x-pert]

elaz ayye... kaalekin dekke me wage thread ekak hehe..

Thanks machang balala comment kalaata

 

[x-pert]

Wada ganna withrai wayasata giyama salakanawidiya nam anthima narakai

eeka ithin kawadath ekai... wenas wenne nahane... Wenas karannath baha

Sorry.com dan.

Premasiri Kemadasa, Amaradewa, Nanda Malini, Victor Rathnayaka... meyaalata mukuth nahane ithin....

 

[pamithK]

Well she is younger than me ne bung ithin....

Not my own sister

ok problem cleared

have to go now.... my timez up..

 

[x-pert]

ok problem cleared

have to go now.... my timez up..

ElaKiri see you around mate Sleep tyt

 

[uvajira]

thx kiwa onna...

 

[x-pert]

thx kiwa onna...

No worries kiyuwa onna

 

[Boman]

eeka ithin kawadath ekai... wenas wenne nahane... Wenas karannath baha

Sorry.com dan.

Premasiri Kemadasa, Amaradewa, Nanda Malini, Victor Rathnayaka... meyaalata mukuth nahane ithin....

Dan balapan machan Freddie Silva..Eyage anthima kale TV programme ekak karaddi pora anduwath ekka duka hithila..Mehe thathwe ohoma thamai..Thatiya rathwela thiyanakota rotiya puchchaganna thamai kauruth balan inne..eeta passe unnada malada naha

 

[x-pert]

Dan balapan machan Freddie Silva..Eyage anthima kale TV programme ekak karaddi pora anduwath ekka duka hithila..Mehe thathwe ohoma thamai..Thatiya rathwela thiyanakota rotiya puchchaganna thamai kauruth balan inne..eeta passe unnada malada naha

Owu machang wadak naha kiyala.. Lankaawe kohomath kalaakaarayonta inna puluwan thatiya rath wela thiyanakota witharaine... Wadak naha bung katha kalla..

 

[anurudda]

Fatta machan.. mewwa maxxama mewwa tamai.... thanks for posting machan!

 

[Nash']

ai umba echchara naakida?

ehehe...fatta stf! ela bro!

 

[gayandinusha]

hmm cool

 

[Kalindugayan]

parana ewa neda???

 

[x-pert]

Fatta machan.. mewwa maxxama mewwa tamai.... thanks for posting machan!

Aniwaa.. Thanks machang baluwata

 

[x-pert]

ai umba echchara naakida?

ehehe...fatta stf! ela bro!

Adow

oowa thamai bung ithin eda baluwe... eeta passe baluwe nonawaruni mahathwaruni kiyala ekak Wadak naha habai

 

[x-pert]

parana ewa neda???

Tikak paranai thamai

 

[chiraa]

Happa dan thiyenne wena ayagen copy karapu and minissu rawattana, minissu gonaata andana eewane...

Anthimata minihek aththata address ekak ahuwath kiyanne naha

hariyata hari. Un kiyanne ewa ''Practical jokes'' kiyalane.. Balana minissunta nam hina yanne naha..ewata hina yanneth programme eka hadapu ewuntama witharai.

Another crappy show is ''Yes boss''.. Eka nam Pissu wikarayak..